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“Broken Promises”

Apple’s latest ad… so good!

Feb 9
At least the network is wireless!

At least the network is wireless!

Windows 7 was totally their idea.

Mar 1
gamefreaksnz:

Straight Outta Vulcan by ~tetsuoshima on deviantART

gamefreaksnz:

Straight Outta Vulcan by ~tetsuoshima on deviantART

I’m not as big a fan of SSDs in laptops as other people, the money is just not there. I would much rather have a mechanical hard drive and four days in Maui than have the SSD.

- Andy Inhatko, MacBreak Weely #190 (via chartier)

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

Hilarious! Perfectly executed.

Pac-man Statistics (from pacmangame.net)

Pac-man Statistics (from pacmangame.net)

The Onion Exclusive: Sony’s Latest Product (NSFW)


bash.org: Quote #572509

  • <EventHorizon> : is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters alot?
  • <swtaarrs> : that's a sweatshirt
  • <EventHorizon> : yeah
  • <EventHorizon> : i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
  • <EventHorizon> : so its still an instance
  • <DroolingSheep> : no it doesn't sweaters suck
  • <swtaarrs> : you're an instance of stupid
  • <EventHorizon> : ur an instance of ur mom
  • <ChixLoveUnix> : I implemented your mom last night.
  • <EventHorizon> : i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
  • <EventHorizon> : or something
  • <swtaarrs> : if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public

Today I’m giving out ass-kickings and lollipops… and I’m all out of lollipops.