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<EventHorizon> : is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> : that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> : yeah
<EventHorizon> : i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> : so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> : no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> : you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> : ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> : I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> : i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> : or something
<swtaarrs> : if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public

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New Programming Jargon

I like these.

cameronmoll:

Bugfoot: A bug that isn’t reproducible and has been sighted by only one person.

Duck: A feature added for no other reason than to draw management attention and be removed, thus avoiding unnecessary changes in other aspects of the product.

Ghetto Code: A particularly inelegant and obviously suboptimal section of code that still meets the requirements.

/via @adactio

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Atlas - This is basically Interface Builder for the web. Insanely brilliant work.

Posted 2 years ago

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webdev, programming, cool, javascript, cappuccino,

History making history: the first tweet ever posted from a Commodore VIC-20. The VIC-20 was my very first computer as a kid, and I’ve still got it around here somewhere. The Personal Computer Museum custom wrote the software to make this possible. The code must be pretty tight… the VIC-20 only had 3583 bytes of available RAM!

Posted 2 years ago

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geek, programming, vintage, commodore,