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Matt Legend Gemmell – iPhone Development Emergency Guide

This is awesome.

FTA: “No filler, no philosophy, and no bullshit – because you’re a professional, and you don’t have time for it. The clock is ticking, so let’s go.”

Code Bubbles’ - A very unique IDE concept!

(Thanks to @onelove for tweeting this.)

cocoageek:

“Rupture” is a pretty cool demo (written in assembly for Windows) by ASD. It definitely has a Tron feeling about it. /via @yorgle

History making history: the first tweet ever posted from a Commodore VIC-20. The VIC-20 was my very first computer as a kid, and I’ve still got it around here somewhere. The Personal Computer Museum custom wrote the software to make this possible. The code must be pretty tight… the VIC-20 only had 3583 bytes of available RAM!

Atlas - This is basically Interface Builder for the web. Insanely brilliant work.

New Programming Jargon

I like these.

cameronmoll:

Bugfoot: A bug that isn’t reproducible and has been sighted by only one person.

Duck: A feature added for no other reason than to draw management attention and be removed, thus avoiding unnecessary changes in other aspects of the product.

Ghetto Code: A particularly inelegant and obviously suboptimal section of code that still meets the requirements.

/via @adactio

bash.org: Quote #572509

  • <EventHorizon> : is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters alot?
  • <swtaarrs> : that's a sweatshirt
  • <EventHorizon> : yeah
  • <EventHorizon> : i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
  • <EventHorizon> : so its still an instance
  • <DroolingSheep> : no it doesn't sweaters suck
  • <swtaarrs> : you're an instance of stupid
  • <EventHorizon> : ur an instance of ur mom
  • <ChixLoveUnix> : I implemented your mom last night.
  • <EventHorizon> : i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
  • <EventHorizon> : or something
  • <swtaarrs> : if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public
Jul 4

“Java 4ever” movie trailer - funny stuff (if you’re a fellow programming nerd).

The best line of code is the one you don’t have to write.

- Mark Fenoglio (via wilddogcow)

This had me laughing so hard this morning.

This had me laughing so hard this morning.

(Source: fuckyeahcomputerscience)